it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

circumcisions:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

dampsandwich:

i personally dont give a shit where waldo is

familyfriendlyurl:

when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek